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Elmer

Breed(s): Treeing Walker Coonhound Mix

Size: Large

Age: 3 years

Gender: Male

Status: Please Adopt Me!

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Hello there. Elmer, here – and I am simply way too awesome for you so don’t bother stopping to look at my profile. Sure, you’re thinking, “a 3 year old Treeing Walker Coonhound mix is just what I was looking for”, but let’s just get that idea outta your head right now. There isn’t a person on Earth who can handle my super sweet snuggles, loving kisses, or adorable antics. Just sayin’.

Wait, you’re still reading this? Why not give up now? Okay, so maybe you have a huge yard for me to romp around in, and maybe you have the super active lifestyle required to keep up with an energetic, athletic boy like me who loves to run and show off his leash-walking skills. Fine, maybe you have a pet and kid free home, and maybe you’ve been dreaming of a well-trained boy who aces the basics like “sit”, “stay”, and “down” and will do nearly anything for a treat. But honestly, all of the snacks and toys in the world couldn’t qualify you for someone as friendly, affectionate, and happy-go-lucky as me. You might as well start looking elsewhere.

Still here? Well, it must be because potty-trained boys like me who can be trusted free-roaming in the house while you’re away are as rare as a human who deserves my handsome looks, smashing personality, and unparalleled cuteness. I would mention that I am still working on sharing my treats, food, and toys with other dogs so I do need to be an only dog and that I would benefit from ongoing training, but what’s the point when you’ll never measure up to my high standards?

So if you are still reading and are now torturing yourself now with fantasies of a super smart dog who easily steals hearts, maybe you should be in an application!

Do you want a dog a who is close to perfect, submit an application for me, Elmer.

Adoption Fee: $200.00

Apply to adopt Elmer here.

Contact Info:

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